sluttyoliveoil:

sluttyoliveoil:

what does the teen boy say after murdering a man

haha no homo(cide)

nevvzealand:

my parents think i spend all this time on facebook

beingpansexualisokay:

shotadreams:

mage-of-katnep:

rainbowsfireworks:

confusedtree:

ollivander:

lampghost:

[sleep-over voice] are you awake

[sleep-over reply voice] yeah

[regrettable sleepover invitee voice] you guys SHH

[confused sleep-over voice] what is the meaning of life

[annoyed sleep-over voice] dude shut up

[sleep-over host voice] you guys be quiet my moms gonna hear us

[serial killer voice] got room for one more

robertoluongo:

in grade 8 i did a power point presentation on “whooping cough” and my opening slide was a photo of whoopi goldberg coughing and i was the only person who laughed at it and i couldnt start the presentation for like five minutes because i was laughing too hard at my own joke

teenagedaddy:

its hard to be a good person when everyone is so stupid

readalot413:

liverpate:

azraeldoesnotdispute:

liverpate:

why am i not a banana

Because your genetic code dictates that you are human. However, it should please you to know that you share 50 - 60% of your DNA with a banana.

thanks man

are you telling me that some people are 10% more banana than other people

jarjarbinkzz:

It’s all fun and games until you remember the person you were from 2007-2010.

bakedzitis:

being famous must be so hard they probably have to shave their legs like everyday